You may have heard that our group is still alive and continuing to perform despite the fact that there are no more airports. There is no government. And there are only a few people left in the world.
To that the Riders say: We’ll stop touring when we stop breathing. What America needs most right now in its time of trial is MUSIC, and that is one thing the Riders are proud to provide.
The airports shutting down don’t confront us none. We don’t tour in a fancy plane (just the ol’ dependable Riders tour bus, and I could tell y’all some stories of what we’ve gotten up to there over the years). And with the No Salvation Tour only halfway done, we’re not about to let all our fans down who laid down their hard-earned dollars for tickets (and who might wanna buy our new album besides).
The next stop is a good old lighthouse. We've played there before and it's one of our all-time favorite stops. You Guys know how to swing! See you there, green flu or not. You just bring your bully and your old woman with you, and the riders will take care of the rest.